"Colt .45: Take it from The McConaughey: It makes their clothes fall off."

"Could Matthew McConaughey sell Colt .45? Would that upset their current target audience?"

Possible McConaughey pitch lines for Colt .45:

"Colt .45: Smooth. And the night ain't getting any younger, Baby Girl."

"Colt .45: Take it from The McConaughey: It makes their clothes fall off."

"Colt .45 says Don't drink and drive. But feel free to use the back seat, if you know what I mean."

"I like the ladies. When I drink Colt .45 I like 'em even better."

"Colt .45: Alright! Not like I need help getting the women out of their panties, though. But it don't hurt."

"Colt .45: Oh yeah! Let's all get mellow and jump in the pool naked."

"Colt .45: I'm not even gonna shave my chest."


I am Laslo.


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