I can picture getting a Mocha at a Starbucks in, like, Kansas.

Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

Sometimes I think about taking a road trip.

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Go to some parks. See some cute small towns. See America.

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The City isn't everything.

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I really wish I had an Audi.

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Driving down the freeway in my Audi, playing my music. Being Free.

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MY car now probably wouldn't make it past a hundred miles.

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I'd be stuck on the side of the road, waiting for a tow-truck.

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I'd probably get some creepy tow-truck driver who'd keep staring at my ass.

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Of course, I'd miss the gym.

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I haven't missed my time at the gym in over three years.

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If I was paid for going to the gym I'd have an Audi by now.

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Me in my Audi, seeing America.

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Even go to areas where there is no WiFi. I could do that for a few days.

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Be totally free of everything. No distractions. Just me.

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Me and my Audi.

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I am SO getting a mocha at Starbucks after my workout.

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I can picture getting a Mocha at a Starbucks in, like, Kansas.

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I bet they have Starbucks in Kansas.

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They'd see my Audi in the parking lot and know I came from a Big City.

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I bet they don't often see an ass like mine in Kansas.

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My ass is the American Dream. I made it happen. Me.

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God, I really want an Audi.

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I am Laslo.

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