"Dad?"
"Yes, Lance?"
"People say you were shot in a Gay Nightclub."
"That's true, Lance."
"And Mom says you've sucked a LOT of cock."
"Well, your Mother may exaggerate from time to time..."
"Does this mean you're Gay, Dad?"
"Yes, Son. Yes it does. Your Father is a homosexual."
"But you married Mom."
"Yes, I did. When I was younger I was unsure of myself, and who I really was."
"But now you like to suck cock."
"I'd rather say that I like to have intimate relationships with other men."
"But Mom says you've sucked HUNDREDS of cocks. Is that intimate?"
"Lance, it might be hard for you to understand right now..."
"Does this mean I'm going to be gay when I get older? Because I don't want to suck cocks right now."
"No it doesn't mean that..."
"I like looking at naked girls and jacking off. That's normal, right?"
"Son, there really isn't anything such as 'normal': people are just the way they are."
"Dad, I have a secret."
"You can tell me, Lance: I am still your Father."
"Well... I watched some Gay Porn yesterday. Just to better try to understand all this."
"And what did you think?"
"All of those guys had BIG cocks."
"They come in all sizes, Lance."
"But you do what those men in the video did?"
"Probably, son: probably."
"So you've had two men fucking you in the ass at the same time while you sucked another man's cock?"
"No, Lance: I haven't done anything like that."
"But would you? Like, if the three guys were there, and that's what they wanted to do."
"I'm not sure I can answer that, Lance..."
"Dad?"
"Yes, Son?"
"Do you mind if I stick to Straight Porn? It makes a lot more sense to me."
"That's fine, Lance. I want you to be who you are."
"Because I really like it when the guy ties up the woman and puts a ball-gag in her mouth and paper-clips on her nipples..."
"That might be too... 'advanced' for you."
"Dad?"
"Yes?"
"I'm glad we had this talk."
"Me too, Son: me too..."
I am Laslo.
I am going to burn in hell, because I find this so funny.
ReplyDeleteGood to know Dad has some boundaries in a border-free world.
I am going to burn in hell, because I find this so funny.
ReplyDeleteGood to know Dad has some boundaries in a border-free world.