Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:
I fired a gun once.
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I was with a boyfriend at his family's ranch. They were SOOOO 'country', but they were nice.
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So my boyfriend and his brother were out back, drinking beer and shooting bottles off a fence, when they asked me if I'd like to try.
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At first I said 'no', but then I thought 'why not?'
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I missed the bottles.
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But I kinda liked it. Powerful.
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BANG! BANG! BANG!
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It was probably the closest I'll ever come to having a penis.
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I mean, I totally get the gun/cock thing.
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I bet I could shoot a rapist.
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Or a child molester.
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If I had an Audi and someone tried to car-jack me I'd pull my gun out and say "Not MY Audi, Motherfucker."
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I can be a bad-ass if I want to.
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I totally get the gun/cock thing.
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I am Laslo.
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