Thursday, June 23, 2016

Then SHE'D be able to get an Audi.


Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

I hate myself for even thinking this.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

The new woman in the office, she is clueless. She doesn't even know how to work a spreadsheet.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Her work is always riddled with errors.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

So now I do my work, and then I have to re-do hers.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I can't figure out why they hired her. Sure, she's got a college degree in some Social Sciences thing, but she understands nothing about what we do.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I shouldn't even be thinking this.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

She is black.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

That can't be the only reason they hired her.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I shouldn't even be thinking such things.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

If I were to say anything I'm sure I'd be called a racist.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I don't have a problem with her being black. It's just that she's incompetent.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

And now she EXPECTS me to fix her work. That is not my job.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

But I gotta do it, anyway. Or I'm racist.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I hate having to think like this.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

If I'm lucky she'll get promoted. Then she will be someone else's problem.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Then SHE'D be able to get an Audi.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

This sucks.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)


I am Laslo.



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