This is NOT what I wanted at all!

So I hook into my Virtual Reality goggles and turn on some porn.

Naked girl on a bed: so far so good, although the proximity and detail of her toes are a little disconcerting -- I can't see her face. Maybe this is good for the Foot Fetish people, I don't know...

Then, from overhead, comes a GIANT cock, like a jet plane rumbling in for a landing. Instinctively I duck, but it is still RIGHT THERE. And is that a pimple? Is that a pimple on the cock? Once you see the pimple you cannot not-see the pimple…

Oh shit: now the balls. Hairless Giant Balls, dangling just above my nose. I don't want these hairless giant balls near my nose, but I can't evade them: however I move my head they are THERE, they are EVERYWHERE, blocking out the rest of the room, I can't get away. It looks like I could just reach up and touch them but I DON'T want to reach up and touch them, I want them out of my face please…

Oh, fuck. I should've seen THIS coming: I'm now staring at the guy's hairless asshole as he goes to fuck the girl. Maybe he is already fucking the girl, I can't tell BECAUSE THERE IS A GIANT HAIRLESS ASSHOLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. Back and forth, with slight variations of pucker and clench. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS. It is just ASSHOLE, epic and all-encompassing, it is the Grand Canyon of Assholes, I'm practically on the Rim and I am now having a Panic Attack…

I am having a Panic Attack and all I can see is the Giant Hairless Asshole: I can't breathe, I can't breathe, but then -- Thank God! -- he moves to the side as he pumps the girl from behind…

Except now I can see the girl's face, not just her feet, and she is NOT a girl: I am watching some guy fuck another guy's ass. This is NOT what I wanted at all! Everywhere, shaved balls and cocks and assholes, shaved balls and cocks and assholes EVERYWHERE! I'm going to have a heart attack, I feel it, and then they will find my cold dead body with Virtual Reality Gay Porn still streaming into my sightless eyes…

I curse my raging Erection.

I am Laslo.

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