There are already so many different Christian sects and groups, but it is evidently time to recognize a new one: the Democratic Church of the Rhetorical Christ.
This church welcomes all that know that Jesus would want them to be doing exactly what they are doing.
They understand that Jesus is OK with abortion, or any other cause they hold dear, because Jesus would want them to be doing exactly what they are doing.
They understand that Jesus is casual with his Biblical teachings, because Jesus would want them to be doing exactly what they are doing.
They do not need to understand about the Pharisees, for example, because Jesus would want them to be doing exactly what they are doing.
They do not need to worry about hypocrisy, because Jesus would want them to be doing exactly what they are doing.
They can be atheist without contradiction. They understand that Jesus is figurative -- but, if he WAS 'real', Jesus would want them to be doing exactly what they are doing.
Tithing is OK with someone else's money. This is because Jesus would want them to be believe exactly what they believe.
Open arms.
I am Laslo.
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