This was part of her method.

I had an English Professor who, evidently, was big into bukkake. She would go into her office with a half-dozen male students, then come to the classroom glazed with ejaculate and recite Eliza Cook's "The Old Armchair."

As the class went on it was hard not to be distracted by the slow oozy dribble that eased its way down her forehead. Students would leave boxes of Kleenex on her desk as a hint, but to no avail: this was part of her method.

As an aside: it was better to take her courses in the colder months; the classroom in hot weather would begin to smell funky.

I am Laslo.

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ADDED:

The bukkake teacher was most likely making a silent point about the relentless oppression of the Patriarchy. 

As a woman, men are always symbolically ejaculating all over you: a woman can stand Strong, but there will always be jizz in her hair. Not always metaphorically.

Or she simply doesn't like to swallow. That could be it, too.


I am Laslo.




ADDED:

Having students perform bukkake on the female teacher obviously favors the male students. I guess the female students could argue for the right to give the teacher Golden Showers, but is not the same thing and we know it.

I am Laslo.



ADDED:

I want to point out that the 'bukkake' teacher did not fellate her male students: all projections from their anatomy were accomplished by their own hands.

Everyone knows a teacher performing fellatio on six students at a time is wrong.

Under most circumstances.

This, of course, is different with hot librarians wearing glasses.


I am Laslo.



ADDED:

For a college professor planning an on-campus bukkake session it is vitally important for her to select a group that refects the diversity of the student body.

As such, you obviously need a black guy or two -- muscular types with dreadlocks would be good. Also: a Native American, if you have one.

And you might as well include that short Asian guy with the thick glasses and buck teeth.

I can't help it if the last guy sounds like a stereotype: it is what he looks like.

I am Laslo.