Thursday, February 12, 2015

She was next in line.


The closest character I can think of that resembles Hillary is the shark from "Jaws 3". 

Not the shark from the original "Jaws," which actually had a sense of purpose and some flair -- not unlike Bill Clinton -- or even the shark from "Jaws 2," which had appreciable less of both but still was important enough for Roy Schneider to stick around and impeach.

The shark in "Jaws 3" through was just phoning it in, like we were expected to be impressed because, well, it was time for "Jaws 3" and she was next in line.

Furthermore, "Jaws 3" was originally filmed in 3-D: to make this work they had to keep the shark motionless as it was pushed at the camera like a corn-dog on a stick: no appreciable momentum of its own, no purpose to exist except money.

But it DID still have lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.

I am Laslo.

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