The Pope's Outreach.

I think he is saying women are something more than sex bags.

I thought the jury was still out on that one.



The Pope then added, regarding to men:

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born
And now it's all right, I'm ok
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

Dressed in a white polyester suit, the Pope then pointed skyward for a count of three.




The Pope, as part of an outreach to women, showed up on ABC's "The View" this week, where he listened intently, then condemned Rosie O'Donnell to Hell.




The Pope, as part of an outreach to women, showed up on a very special episode of Lena Durham's "Girls," where he explained that, while the desire to munch carpet was acceptable, the actual practice of munching carpet was a sin.

Note: he used the word "tappeto", which Google says is Italian for 'carpet'.







The Pope showed up on NBC News with Brian Williams and apologized that, while he thought for awhile that he himself had been shot, it was actually a Pope that had preceded him.




The Pope showed up on NBC's "Today Show" and explained to Matt Lauer that, while Lauer can fool himself, he cannot fool God. He then called Matt Lauer a balding Zima-drinking child-molester.

Katie Couric could not be reached for comment.




The Pope showed up on MSNBC's "Rachel Maddow Show" and commended her help in drawing attention to the downtrodden in America. He then explained that she just needed to find a good God-fearing Man who would tap that ass.




The Pope showed up on ABC's "Good Morning America" and explained how people should not slander Mohammed, nor the towel-heads who follow Him.




The Pope showed up on ESPN and explained how athletes -- both men and women -- can achieve greatness through the very bodies God graced them with. He then commented how he especially likes Women's Beach Volleyball: that is how God intended a woman's buttocks to look.

Some ways are not necessarily mysterious.


I am Laslo.

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