"Harvey, it's me, Roman. Roman Polanski."
"Hello, Roman. What brings you to call...?"
"I have been reading the internets, and Iunderstand what you are going through, Harvey. I just wanted to let you know you can lean on me if you need to."
"Uh, thanks, Roman, but I think our situations are different..."
"What is the different? I sleep with the girls, you sleep with the girls..."
"Roman, you had sex with children. I had sex with adults -- adults who could make their own decisions."
"Tomato Tomato."
"Excuse me?"
"Tomato Tomato: I say tomato, you say tomato."
"The expression is 'To-MAY-toe To-MAH-toe', Roman. The point is they sound different."
"That makes no sense, Harvey. All I know is we like to make love to the tomatoes, you know what I mean?"
"Well, I appreciate your offer, Roman, but I think I'll take care of this on my own..."
"You should come to Europe, Harvey. In Europe the people aren't so uptight about men and their tomatoes."
"That IS a thought..."
"Yes! In Europe there are many girls, you buy them wine, they eat your asshole, no one minds."
"Maybe a chance of place would help..."
"And you can stay at my place, Harvey. There is plenty of room, and it is across the street from an Elementary School...!"
I am Laslo.
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