Also: she had pert breasts.

I once did baby-sitting for a seventeen-year-old girl who looked just like Miley Cyrus.

By 'baby-sitting' I mean I hid in the bushes outside her bedroom window to make sure no creeps came along to peep at her, or worse.

A limber girl, she would do stretching exercises before bed in a t-shirt and panties: I'd like to think, on some subliminal level, she felt an inchoate sense of safety because of my unseen protection. Also: she had pert breasts.

I never charged her parents for my services: I preferred keeping my Community Good Will a secret.


I am Laslo.


http://althouse.blogspot.com/2015/08/ohio-lady-refused-to-yield-to-town.html