Deep Thick Dan has taken a Viagra, so he is primed and ready.

This is dangerously close to the "Pounded in the Ass by an Ex-Convict" Hypothetical.

A Man with Knowledge of the Future says your one-week old daughter will die unless you agree to his terms, his terms being you being pounded in the Ass by an Ex-Convict for four full hours. Let's call the ex-convict, for the need of a name, Deep Thick Dan.

Deep Thick Dan has taken a Viagra, so he is primed and ready.

You say "Yes" I want my one-week old daughter to live, so: Pants down, on your knees and Deep Thick Dan starts banging your ass. Note that Deep Thick Dan is Angry At The System, so he has a LOT of aggression, which he is now taking out on your already bloody ass.

At the thirty-minute point it has already felt like an Eternity in Hell, and the Man with Knowledge of the Future tells you that the child is not in fact yours: your wife cheated on you, and conceived the child with someone else. By the way, she is probably going to leave you for this guy, so you might only see this child -- that is not yours -- on the occasional weekend.

You bite hard, and let Deep Thick Dan continue pounding: you have held this child, there is a bond.

At the forty-five minute point the Man with Knowledge of the Future tells you that your wife and her new boyfriend are watching your experience with Deep Thick Dan, and laughing.

At the one-hour mark the Man with Knowledge of the Future says a stranger with a gun will come in and kill Deep Thick Dan, right now, but the child will die.

It is so hard to think, with your ass being pummeled into ground hamburger, but you grit and bear it.

At the two hour mark the Man with Knowledge of the Future says the stranger with the gun will kill your wife and her lover, Deep Thick Dan will stop, and you'll get the baby, healthy and safe. Otherwise, two-more hours and the original deal applies.

What do you do?

I'm sorry if you've already read this scenario before.


I am Laslo.


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