In the Cities the Dysfunctional Hot Girls are all jammed together, their Special Frequency of Crazy practically humming high in the air. Some came to the City to get away from Daddy; others are looking to fill the Daddy-Shaped Hole. The Key to being a Man in the City is to know what version of Daddy you need to be.
The Girls with the Missing Daddies are easiest to deal with: these are the Girls who had the Father leave the family at an early age, and the Girl either doesn't even know him, or has a relationship built from stilted weekend visits that probably dwindled away in her teen years.
These Girls want a Daddy that will be there for them, that will never be too far away: they are looking for you -- as Dylan would put it -- as shelter from the storm.
The biggest downside is that she will be jealous of any time you spend with your friends. Also: the sex will probably be pretty boring.
The Girls with the Abandoning Daddies are the ones whose Father left the family in the girl's teen-age years: they are looking for a Daddy that would punish their Daddy, at least on a psychological level. These Girls want a boy who they fully expect to eventually leave, so he might as well be a dangerous Bad Boy.
The biggest downside is that she will be jealous of any time you spend with your friends. And/or sleep with one of them. The sex will probably be pretty hot, though.
The Girls with the Abusive Daddies are pretty self-explanatory. There will be crying in the middle of the night: expect it. You are to be the Example that Not All Men Are Bad: the weight of this will get heavy.
The biggest downside is that she will be jealous of any time you spend with your friends. And/or cry in front of them. The sex will probably be a minefield of psychological jack-in-the-boxes: you touched her 'there'? Booooinnnngggg.
This is not to say that girls in rural areas or the suburbs do not possess these problems; it is just that they are not packed as tightly as sardines in a tin can.
Finally: there is the Girl with No Daddy Issues. She has a healthy relationship with her Father, and expects men to be honorable and strong. She will want you to move her out of the City and into the Suburbs.
Your friends can visit for a barbeque.
I am Laslo.
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