Monday, August 3, 2015

It smelled of tuna. Only more so.


I once dated a woman who worked at IHOP. She would come home after a day of work, smelling of bacon and pancake syrup. When she gave me a blow-job it seemed like my cock was being sucked by the best breakfast ever.

I also once dated a woman who worked at a tuna canning facility. When I performed oral sex on her it smelled of tuna. Only more so.

Yeah.

I am Laslo.



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