Movie pitch:
Prospective name: "Indecent Exposure"
Premise: three Hollywood actresses awake to find their world turned upside-down: nude photos of them have been leaked onto the internet. Note: meet with SCARLETT JOHANNSEN's agent.
Lots of shots in the film of the NUDE photos of course; flashbacks to the scenes in which the photographs were taken for emotional back-story for the women audience?
One of the three actresses is black. Or Latina. Asian could also work, but definitely a MINORITY.
The three actresses team with a geeky-yet-good-looking-if-he-cut-his-hair-and-shaved-his beard MALE computer hacker to track down the source of the leaks of the photos: they want REVENGE.
Male computer hacker becomes a LOVE INTEREST to one of the actresses (not the minority one).
The actresses and hacker go through a dark criminal UNDERWORLD in their pursuit of the leakers. In doing so, one of the (white) actresses poses as a STRIPPER at a STRIP CLUB to seek out information.
The actresses and hacker find out that the leakers belong to an ETHNIC CRIME CARTEL: Russians? Albanians? Note: Consult market research. No Arabs.
A seasoned male cop is introduced who is tracking the cartel. Role should probably go to an actor on the downhill slope of his career: KEVIN COSTNER? Cop becomes a LOVE INTEREST to one of the other actresses (not the minority one).
To give the minority actress an important part she will be the driver in a CAR CHASE scene: to start this scene she hot-wires a car to the surprise of the others -- minorities can do these kind of things.
Set-up before climatic CONFRONTATION scene with crime cartel. Geeky-yet-good-looking-if-he-cut-his-hair-and-shaved-his beard hacker cuts his hair and shaves his beard to set up SEX SCENE.
Slow-motion shots of the actresses handling GUNS. The minority actress also packs a KNIFE because she was from the streets (more emotional back-story for the women audience?)
Climatic CONFRONTATION scene: Hacker gets SHOT in front of love-interst Actress: shot not fatal.
After gunplay ACTION SCENES the Actresses corner head of cartel. Clever yet hard-boiled dialogue (Tarantino for script punch-up?)
The COP shows up, tells the actresses they cannot shoot him. Cartel Head sneakily pulls gun from back of pants, shoots the minority actress (not fatal).
Minority actress falls to ground, where she pulls out KNIFE and stabs Head of Cartel in leg.
Staggering, Head of Cartel aims to fire again: COP shoots him, says: "You can't shoot him, but I CAN."
Aerial shot of Hollywood sunrise, Hollywood sign. Big Song. U2, or are they over with now?
Note: all actresses must consent to nudity. Put in contracts.
I am Laslo.
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2014/12/how-come-i-know-you-dont-write-anything.html
Abilities to frighten due to possible obliteration are those you posses without knowledge.
ReplyDeleteAs per The Player. Bobby Altman and yes, even that darn Timmy Robbs, put together one heck of a story.
The real thing is, of course, Mulholland Drive.
Female masturbation rules Hollywood. Putting that onscreen doesn't though. It sent a message about the auteurs involved though, so there's that.
Do you wanna be Vince D'Oferiao?
ReplyDeleteSure thing.
Due you want to be The Player?
Of course. Everyone around you would. It is not once-in-a-lifetime it is once-in-a-most-extemely-exceptionally-American-non--normal-lightbringer/lifestyle opportunity so few have the ability to pass up few do.