The Laslo Driving Service.

The Laslo Driving Service. I choose the passengers; I pick the destination. The ride, as always, is free of charge. My tip is already included in service.



To access the Laslo Driving Service simply be a young woman standing alone on a dark lonely corner. You may get lucky.



Think of the restraining device in the back of the van as an extra-super-safe seat-belt. Plus the duct tape. Of course. 



Yes, I am driving the van naked, why do you ask?



Fear dehydrates the skin. I will apply some lotion for you at the next Rest Stop.

No need to thank me, just remember the kindness when you fill out the Comments Card at the end of the ride. I have a large collection of Comments Cards, I read them over and over, sometimes. Memories.



See? Here is the Comment Card from my last passenger:

"Please let me go! I promise I won't tell anyone about this, I swear!"

The handwriting is hard to read because it was written in the dark.



And look: here is another Comment Card from one of my passengers:

"I'm sorry Aunt Joni that the last time we talked was an argument. You have always been special to me."

Sometimes it takes a special ride for someone to realize that every moment is precious. I am all about making precious moments: at the Laslo Driving Service it is what I do.



Please note that I take extra precautions when cleaning the van between rides. In fact, when you get in the van it will be so clean that there isn't even a hair sample or DNA trace left over from the previous passenger. You will never have a cleaner ride again: that is my promise to you.


I am Laslo.


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