Ohhh, my Grandmama! The owners of the Donkey Show keep giving her donkeys with bigger and bigger donkey cocks. Her jaw, it is so tired, and Grandmama can no longer close her mouth properly...
Can the American people not understand why I want to be here, in America? Why I would want to leave a country that leaves little for women to do except make enchiladas and suck donkey cocks...?
It is so good to be in a country where I do not need to suck donkey cocks just to survive. I am PROUD to work at Starbucks! America!
I am Laslo.
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