Thursday, May 21, 2015

Chicks notice these things, and I notice them noticing them.


I've been told that a woman can tell a lot about a man by how he parallel parks.

Does he ease past the spot with a confident, assured manner, before sliding gracefully back into the awaiting space with a sensuous turn of the wheel? Are his wheels parked in that perfect space in relation to the curb? Does he let the car idle a moment before turning off the engine, secure in putting it in the right place in all the right ways?

Or does he white-knuckle a fit of jerking actions into an awkward angle while cluelessly bumping into the curb? Does he get out of the car to inspect his results, hoping that it will suffice?

Chicks notice these things, and I notice them noticing them.

I am Laslo.


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