Saturday, May 9, 2015

Note to the younger working girls: simulating 'listening' is actually a LOT harder than simulating an 'orgasm.'


I once Pimped a woman of Ginsburg's approximate age and looks. Made decent money at it, too: there are some older men -- widowers, mostly -- who just want to lay in bed with a woman and talk, and have her at least simulate listening.

Note to the younger working girls: simulating 'listening' is actually a LOT harder than simulating an 'orgasm.'

Anyway.

Now, I can't charge much for her by the hour, but if her average appointment of three hours equals sixty dollars, well: she is ahead of the fifty-dollar-an-hour hooker, more-or-less, with less cleaning expenses.

The problem comes when the widower is actually overcome by the desire -- and the physical mechanical ability -- to fuck her. Don't get me wrong: old people sex-money spends the same as those with the younger girls. But.

But: the Ginsburgs' ALWAYS break a hip. 

Always.

And now there are police and medics at the motel, and questions. God Forbid the Old Girls actually have a heart attack and die during the transaction; the customer will always plead Alzheimers.

So, older hookers: know what you are signing up for.

I am Laslo.




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