Lena #2: The ice cream here is very good.
Lena #3: They have the best Rocky Road.
Lena #2: It feels good to have my clothes back on.
Lena #3: Me too. Although Rick over in the corner was checking you out.
Lena #2: No he wasn't.
Lena #3: Oh yes he was.
Lena #2: Yeah, maybe. But he looks like Jack Black.
Lena #3: He kinda does.
Lena #2: I never wanted to see Jack Black naked.
Lena #3: But he has a good sense of humor.
Lena #2: Don't get me wrong: I don't expect that I'll ever get a male model - Ha -- but I really can't deal with the back hair.
Lena #3: Don't you think you might be being a bit... hypocritical?
Lena #2: Everyone would look at us and say "there goes the Fat Couple." I don't want to be part of the "Fat Couple," I'd rather be fat alone.
Lena #3: I wouldn't mind going out with Rick.
Lena #2: But I thought you were Lesbian?
Lena #3: No, I just take the classes.
Lena #2: Wouldn't it be funny if we were both lesbians, and this was actually a date?
Lena #3: Why would that be funny.
Lena #2: No reason, I guess. Just thinking out loud.
I am Laslo.
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