The cool thing about being a mortician is that young hot women die sometimes, too.

The cool thing about being a mortician is that young hot women die sometimes, too.

C'mon: if they wheeled in Taylor Swift's naked, if also dead, body -- and it wasn't like she was mangled in a horrific car accident or had her head blown off with a shotgun or anything* -- the thought of 'spending a little extra time' with her wouldn't cross your mind?

I mean, it doesn't have to be invasive or anything: you could just guide her through a hand-job with her delicate fingers and then ejaculate on her pert, if also dead, breasts.

*Regarding "...blew her head off with a shotgun or anything*: we know Taylor would never do such a thing to herself -- obviously -- but there are sometimes disgruntled ex-boyfriends. It was just an example, anyway: no need to think about it that much.

I am Laslo.

Also: dead women don't have a gag reflex.

Just an observation.

I am Laslo.

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