Saturday, April 25, 2015

Angela.

I tried subtly to explain to Angela the importance of vaginal hygiene.

"Angela," I said, "You are a business, like any other business -- like a Starbucks, say."

"People will gladly splurge on the coffee beverages, but if they go into the restroom and the toilet is stuffed up with paper towels, there are puddles of urine on the floor and there is shit and hair in the sink, well, they probably won't return to that particular Starbucks for their next coffee."

She didn't get it.

At least Heather with missing teeth knew enough to use Listerine.

You can lead a whore to water etc etc.


I am Laslo.


http://althouse.blogspot.com/2015/04/woman-sues-her-ex-boyfriend-for-saying.html

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