Yes, ma'am. Played on the football team. White boy.

Prosecutor: Mr. Thompson, you are a student from the defendant's class, correct?

Mr. Thompson: Yes, ma'am. Senior English.

Prosecutor: And you are suing Ms. Jameson, correct?

Mr. Thompson: Yes, ma'am. I'm suing her on account of all the rapes and shit.

Prosecutor: Mr. Thompson --

Mr. Thompson: Sorry, ma'am, about the cursing and shi-- uh, stuff . I'm suing her on account of all the rapes, yes.

Prosecutor: So you are talking about the six students in the criminal case? Did you know all of them?

Mr. Thompson: Yes, ma'am. I sure did.

Prosecutor: So you knew David Rose?

Mr. Thompson: Yes, ma'am. Played on the football team. White boy.

Prosecutor: So you knew Thomas Mason?

Mr. Thompson: Yes, ma'am. Played tennis. White boy.

Prosecutor: And you knew Justin Lakewood?

Mr. Thompson: Yes, ma'am. White boy. Played baseball: look -- I knew all of them, you know?

Prosecutor: And did Ms. Jameson rape you, Mr. Thompson?

Mr. Thompson: Hell, no. She only raped white boys.

Prosecutor: And you are suing for discrimination, yes?

Mr. Thompson: Straight up. Ms. Jameson -- everyone knew she was raping all the white boys, but should wouldn't even touch none of us brothers, not one.

Prosecutor: I thought not being raped was a good thing, isn't it?

Mr. Thompson: Look, when you're in the locker room and the white boys are all whoopin' and high-fivin' and shit -- sorry -- when they're all  doin' all that stuff because they got to sleep with the teacher, and you know you didn't get none because you're black: man, it hurts.

Prosecutor: And how did this inequality affect you?

Mr. Thompson: Look, I'm okay with the white boys: we're good. But when it comes time to havin' sex with the teacher it is all 1950s shit again, and we brothers are at the back of the bus.

Prosecutor: Was there anyone at the school you could talk to?

Mr. Thompson: Well, I talked to Ms. Harris once, the Social Studies teacher. She's black, I thought she'd understand things, you know?

Prosecutor: And what did Ms. Harris say to you?

Mr. Thompson: Ms. Harris said that Ms. Jameson was a White Devil, and that's why you cannot trust white people, even the bitches.

Prosecutor: And how did this make you feel?

Mr. Thompson: Like Malcolm X was right.

Prosecutor: No further questions.

I am Laslo.

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