Sunday, April 12, 2015

The Personal Assistant stressed that the meeting would be 'Private'.


A month or two after the Jane Pauley Incident I received a phone call from a woman purporting to be Diane Sawyer's Personal Assistant. Something about possibly setting up a meeting to discuss rumors circling about the College Journalist Convention in Santa Cruz, CA.  The Personal Assistant stressed that the meeting would be 'Private'.

I know what you're thinking: No, I did not have anal sex with Diane Sawyer -- that is how great my respect for Jane Pauley was.

I did, however, have anal sex with Diane Sawyer's Personal Assistant.  Afterwards she gave me a CBS News coffee mug and a rather nice pen that she swore had been in Diane Sawyer's vagina.


I am Laslo.



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