Wednesday, June 3, 2015

"Even yellow like a butterfly, Caitlyn."


"Mr. Baker, are all boys' pee-pees as big as the black plastic pee-pee?"

"Now Caitlyn, we are educating you to be a young adult. Adults use adult words."

"So, ...penis?"

"Good girl, Caitlyn. And the "black plastic pee-pee" is called a...?"

"A..... penis?"

"No, Caitlyn, it is not a real penis. It is a dildo. Or a dong."

"So Mr. Baker: are boys'... penises.... as big as the black... dong?"

"No, no. When boys get older their penises grow larger, but very few grow to the size of the black dildo."

"Why is the dildo black, Mr. Baker?"

"There are a lot reasons, Caitlyn. Dildoes can come in all colors..."

"Even yellow like a butterfly?"

"Even yellow like a butterfly, Caitlyn. Some women are just drawn to large black dildoes, that's all."

"Being an adult is weird, Mr. Baker."

"Caitlyn, what is "weird" to you today will seem perfectly normal to you later..."


I am Laslo.





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