Sunday, June 21, 2015

Suck on it, old man.


I once dated a woman who claimed to have spent a month living with Hefner at the Playboy Mansion. He had told her that she was beautiful, but -- alas -- her ass was too flat to be a Playmate.

I asked her if she ever had sex with Hefner, and she replied that, with medical assistance, he was able to put his penis in her vagina for a short period of time. Well, medical assistance and a lot of gay porn.

Anyway, although Hefner had wanted anal she never let him have it, and to make a point, she now had anal sex with all of her boyfriends.

So I had anal sex with a girl who refused Hugh Hefner anal sex. Coincidentally, I did not find her ass too flat at all. Pretty nice from my viewpoint, in fact.

Which puts me ahead of Hefner on at least one scoreboard.

Suck on it, old man.


It is Good to be Laslo.




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