"3. making a montage of several comedians where the featured clips are ones that attack a particular politician and the jokes are low-level and not political but just sexist tripe and putting that on YouTube to brand Laugh Factory"
Hillary Clinton: she's Pro-Choice, but still chose not to abort the baby she had with Webb Hubbell, so that says something.
People make fun of how Hillary dresses, but that is only because the 'Queen Elizabeth Collection' doesn't come in her size. I don't mean to imply that she is fat: she is just bigger than Queen Elizabeth. Because: English food sucks.
Hillary COULD wear the RuPaull Collection. With some alterations. For instance, she is not as tall as RuPaul. And Hillary has bigger balls. I mean 'balls' in the Brave Political Way. Like talking about the balls of Caitlyn Jenner. Say.
People criticize Hillary for putting up with her husband's sexual antics. C'mon, people: it is not like she herself physically held them down. Bill had the Arkansas Police for that.
A lot of people insinuate that Hillary is a lesbian, but I think that is just because of those photos on the internet of her with the strap-on cock. I bet most of those were Photoshopped.
Hillary is often described as shrill. I don't think that is fair. Just because something is accurate doesn't mean it's fair. Even the fat kid gets a trophy.
People are worried about Hillary's age, that her health might not be up to the strains of the Presidency. Like Governor Christie would make four years without a heart attack. Me, I'm not worried about Hillary's age: many alcoholics live a long life.
Maybe Hillary ISN'T an alcoholic. Maybe she could quit the hooch at any time. I say let sleeping dogs lie. If Hillary can be so corrupt as a drunk imagine what she could do sober.
A Google search result for 'Hillary cankles' gets about 33,300 results. That means there are at least 30,000 people with too much time on their hands. And another 3,300 that have had a good look at her ankles.
People criticize Hillary that she hasn't really done anything in her political career, then worry she'll do too much as President. Be consistent people: just because you are President doesn't mean you can go ahead and do anything you want. Wait. I'm not sure if this is a Hillary joke or an Obama joke.
I am Laslo.
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