Everyone knows that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is the Justice to watch porn with.
That actually has nothing to do with my point, it is just the text above what I am now writing; I never really erase.
I'm going to examine female humor as expressed by male comics. Keep in mind that I am making this up as I go along, but that usually gets me there.
So: male humor. I'm not saying that females cannot laugh at it, but women will never laugh as hard as a man: the man can blow a retina over good male humor.
Sam Kinison:
"[Rock Hudson] was on his deathbed, going, "It was that last fucking dick... god DAMN it, why did I suck it, WHY DID I SUCK IT!?!? I was ahead of the game, Mister! Million of dicks, never had a problem before--dick, dick, dick, suck, suck, suck; dick, dick, dick, suck, suck, suck. Never had a problem--IT WAS THAT LAST GODDAMN DICK!!!""
Chicks aren't laughing at that.
Andrew Dice Clay:
"I think the best part of being gay is when you're done, you could turn over and talk about football."
Not many chicks laughing here, either. You might notice a theme: chicks don't possess the humorous understanding of diversity that men have. Anyway.
Mitch Hedberg:
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
See? Now women can share a laugh, because they are jealous and possessive creatures.
Jerry Seinfeld:
"I once dated a woman who turned out to be a lesbian. Now I have all these jars of teriyaki sauce I can't use."
Women get a big knowing laugh about cunniligus and teriyaki sauce: everyone is chuckling and applauding, even if they are not quite sure why.
Jimmy Fallon:
"I once dated this girl who turned out to be a lesbian. I thought we both just liked watching "Girls."
Lena Dunham joke: fresh for the hipster kids. Oh how they laugh. And applaud.
Lena Dunham:
"I once dated this girl who turned out to be a lesbian. I thought we both just liked eating tuna fish naked."
Now the women are laughing but the men are getting bored, because women telling unfunny jokes doesn't work unless they are hot. And/or naked.
Tina Fey:
"I once dated this guy who was a metrosexual. We both liked eating tuna fish naked and comparing cuticles."
See? When a smart girl like Tina says "cuticles" women have to laugh, because: syllables. And: they know what cuticles are. Meanwhile: men are wondering when the waitress is going to bring their next drink around.
I hope this illuminated matters.
I am Laslo.
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