“What the fuck was I thinking? I could had this thing!”
“Joe, take it easy. It was a hard decision…”
“I can see it now: Joe Biden, President…”
“You can’t let this eat at you, Joe…”
“If I knew the fucking Russians were going to release that Hillary shit I would’ve jumped in. Why did I cave in to that bitch?”
“Because she had the power to ruin lives?”
“I’ve been around the block. I just figured no one would finally tell the truth about her…”
“It WAS a surprise…”
“I mean, I woulda kicked Bernie’s wrinkled ass, no problem. And Trump? I’d smile like a shark —“
“You DO have great teeth, Joe —“
“—thank you: worth every dollar, just like the hair plugs. Though — as I was saying — I’d smile like a shark and knock the sonuvabitch OUT.”
“You would, Joe: there is no question about that.”
“Did you know Huma called me to ’suggest’ that I didn’t run?”
“No! Really?”
“Yeah: Hillary’s lesbian lover tried to tell ME what to do. I still get mad, just thinking about it.”
“I understand, Joe…”
“Did you know someone offered to sell me a video of Hillary fucking Huma in the ass with a strap-on cock?”
“Really?”
“Yeah. I saw it, and Hillary was really ramming it in there: the woman has some serious anger issues. I shoulda paid the quarter-million: I could’ve made it look like the Russians leaked it….”
“You took the High Road, Joe…”
“Maybe. But the High Road doesn’t lead to the White House.”
“That is SO true, Joe…”
“I still can’t get the image of Hillary butt-fucking Huma with a strap-on cock out of my head, though. Those sounds: Dear Lord, it haunts me…”
“I can only imagine…”
“Well, what’s done is done. Maybe I wasn’t meant to be President, that’s all.”
“It’s a roll of the dice, Joe.”
“You know, when you’re President they let you do it,”
“What’s that, Joe?”
Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything…”
I am Laslo.
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