Socially Awkward Guy Who Makes No Eye Contact says:
I spend a lot of time looking at the Internet for pictures of young girls I’d like to pee on. It’s not like I have a specific ‘type’: I like blondes, brunettes, Asians — pretty much all of them, even some of the slightly chubby ones when they’re chubby in a cute way. It is just something about their look that tells me whether I want to pee on them or not: it is a subtle thing, really. Maybe it’s the eyebrows, I don’t know…
Over the years I have amassed a large library of photos of young girls from Facebook and Instagram and everything, when I realized that I needed to do something more than just keep them on my external hard drive in the folder called “Mom’s Recipes.” So I started my website, “Girls I’d Like To Pee On…”
Sometimes I like to think one of the girls will somehow see her picture there, and feel special. Maybe she would even contact me: these things can happen…
I haven’t got a lot of hits yet, but I know these things take time. I HAVE gotten a few comments, but they’ve mostly been Spam or people telling me I’m a Creep. I think the people who like what I do are afraid to comment…
Who knows — maybe I am on an FBI Watchlist or something. I try to only use photos of girls that look to be over eighteen, but it can be hard to tell for sure. So — FBI, if you’re reading this — I have NO desire to pee on twelve-year-old girls, that’s just wrong, okay…?
Like no one else thinks these things.
I hope the Girl with the Blue Hair is working at McDonalds today.
I am Laslo.
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