The Republican Senator and His Mistress…
“Don’t worry, baby: it happens to all men, sometimes…”
“I don’t understand. I took my Viagra…”
“You’re under a lot of pressure.”
“But I really wanted my cock sucked today: I really did.”
“I know, baby, I know…”
“It’s just that damned New York Times. I’m not a bad guy, you know…?
“I know. They can be very hurtful…”
“I read the comments there, and you would think I killed all of their grandmothers or something.”
“There are a lot of people out there who just want something, or someone, to hate, that’s all…”
“And the Editorials: oh God…”
“They are NOT good people, baby…”
“I know, I know. But it still hurts. And now they’re killing my cock.”
“You can’t let them take your cock away from you, baby: you’ve got to be stronger than them…”
“Look at me: look at my poor limp shriveled cock….”
“You can’t feel sorry for yourself, baby. You gotta do what’s right.”
“You mean go back to my wife?”
“No, no: you need to be strong and stand up for the people that voted for you, no matter what the media says…”
“And you think that will give me back my cock?”
“Oh yeah. You’ll be back to a magnificent rock-hard four inches in no time…”
“Thank you. You really understand me, you know….?”
“Of course I do. Just remember that the rent on my apartment is due this week…”
I am Laslo.
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