“That’s right, Brady! Now: tell me I’m a pretty girl and you want to suck my girl-cock!”

“Please Chelsea, No!”

“Oh — so now you want compassion? It’s just you and me now, Brady, just the two of us alone behind this prison kitchen.”

“Chelsea, I was just kidding, I swear.”

“Yeah, yeah: just kidding, right? You told everyone you were going to make me your bitch.”

“It — it was just funny, that’s all — you trying to be a girl and all — I didn’t mean anything…”

“I AM a girl, Brady: I am a girl who is going to fuck you in the ass with my girl-cock!”

“Please, Chelsea, just let me go…”

“Oh, I will let you go, all right. But only after I make sweet sweet hate to your sad ass.”

“Oh God…”

“You ever been fucked by a girl, Brady? Have you ever been fucked by a girl-cock?”

“No, Chelsea, I haven’t…. please….”

“Tell me I’m pretty.”

“Uh… what?”

“Tell me I’m pretty, Brady.”

“Sure, yeah: you’re a pretty girl Chelsea — in fact, that’s all I meant by what I was saying — you’re a pretty girl!”

“That’s right, Brady! Now: tell me I’m a pretty girl and you want to suck my girl-cock!”

“What?”

“Tell me I’m a PRETTY GIRL and you want to SUCK MY GIRL-COCK!

“Okay, okay! I want to suck your girl-cock, Chelsea!”

“Louder, Brady!”

“I WANT TO SUCK YOUR GIRL-COCK, CHELSEA!”

“That’s better. I’m glad we had this chance to talk.”

“Uh… that’s it? Is this a trick?”

“This is it, Brady. All I wanted to do was for us to talk, like two people, able to share our feelings honestly.”

“Okay…”

“I feel like this has REALLY helped our relationship grow, Brady. Remember: we might have cocks, but we think with our
hearts….”

“Oh Lord, Chelsea, you really ARE a girl…”


I am Laslo.


https://althouse.blogspot.com/2017/01/the-18-highest-ranked-comments-on-nyt.html