I've read stories like this, but I never thought it would happen to me...
I was walking down the store when I cam upon a woman ahead of me in black yoga pants. My God, what an ass! It left little to the imagination, and I have a GOOD imagination!
I noticed she was struggling with several bags of groceries, so I offered to help. She seemed genuinely thankful, and I carried most of her bags with her to her apartment, all the while following that mesmerizing ass.
When we got to her apartment she went inside and I waited at the door — I didn’t want to seem presumptuous by just walking in.
“Come in!” She said, and she motioned me to put the groceries on her kitchen table.
On her wall was a ‘Hillary’ campaign poster. One of those, I thought: it seems like all the women in black stretch-pants are liberals. Go figure.
“Tough loss,” I said, and she smiled at me.
“Yes, it was. I believe in the empowerment of women.”
“Me, too,” I agreed.”
“As part of my empowerment I command you to take off your clothes,” she said, a twinkle in her eye.
You don’t have to tell ME twice!
As she undressed I noticed her as was just like I imagined — it looked like her ass in the yoga pants, just without the yoga pants.
Needless to say, we went to her bedroom and fucked doggy-style.
Afterward, she offered me twenty dollars for helping her with her groceries. At first I wasn’t going to take the money — I was thanked enough, I thought — but I could really use the twenty dollars, so I accepted it. I figure who am I to argue with her empowerment?
Needless to say, I can’t see a woman in black stretch-pants without thinking fondly about my afternoon with the Hillary supporter! I never thought I would say this, but: Thanks, Hillary!
I am Laslo.