Does your sense of Jewishness affect in any way how you approach girl-on-girl action?

Come on, people, some Jews certainly require scrutiny.

Example: Scarlett Johannson. She's a Jew, and I believe she deserves intensive, up-close scrutiny. Intensive, up-close, naked scrutiny.

This also applies to Natalie Portman. And Mila Kunis.

I, for one, want to be sure they aren't hiding anything. Anywhere.

I am Laslo.



Questions for the scrutiny of the Jew Scarlett Johannson:

What role does your Jewishness play in your having magnificent breasts?

Can a Christian women possess breasts as magnificent as yours -- and if not -- is this in some way related to their religion? (Feel free to count Episcopalians as Christian).

Do you consider your breasts 'The Chosen Ones'?

Does your sense of Jewishness prevent you from engaging in anal sex?


I'm sure there are other questions.

I am Laslo.



Questions for the scrutiny of the Jew Natalie Portman:

Do you realize that -- though small -- your breasts are magnificent, too? Do you believe that your Jewishness has anything to do with that?

What role does your Jewishness play in your having an exquisite ass?

Does the Jewishness of your exquisite ass require less exercise to maintain, compared to an exquisite Christian ass? (As with Scarlett, feel free to count Episcopalians as Christian).

Does your sense of Jewishness prevent you from engaging in anal sex?


I'm sure there are other questions here, too.

I am Laslo.



Questions for the scrutiny of the Jew Mila Kunis:

Does your sense of Jewishness affect in any way how you approach fellatio?

Does your sense of Jewishness affect in any way how you approach girl-on-girl action?

Does the Christian context of the "Missionary Position" cause you to choose different sexual positions? Does this include reverse-cowgirl?

Can a Christian woman perform fellatio as good as you? What if you showed her by example, taking turns? (As with Scarlett and Natalie, feel free to count Episcopalians as Christian).

Does your sense of Jewishness prevent you from engaging in anal sex?

As before: I'm sure there are other questions here, too.

I am Laslo.



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