Monday, March 30, 2015

If it is a chick sometimes the rule is allowed to slide.

At the 'adult bookstore' you can never know when the man buying the three-foot yellow ribbed polyurethane dildo is buying it for his girlfriend, his boyfriend, or for himself. Unless he asks for something to be written on it with frosting. This does not make it a wedding cake. A wedding gift, maybe.

I am Laslo.




At the 'adult bookstore' a man buying the three-foot yellow ribbed polyurethane dildo might say it is for "Leslie". That could be a man's name, or a woman's name. Pretty tricky on his part.

I am Laslo.



Just because a man at the 'adult bookstore' buys a three-foot yellow ribbed polyurethane dildo along with a stack of male gay videos doesn't necessarily mean he's gay: his girlfriend may just be one of those chicks who likes to watch hot man-on-man action.

It might, however, provide a clue on how the dildo will be used.

I am Laslo.



Sometimes at the 'adult bookstore' you have to tell a customer that they cannot put their mouth around the end of a three-foot yellow ribbed polyurethane dildo until after the purchase.

Gay or straight, it is unsanitary for the next prospective customer.

If it is a chick sometimes the rule is allowed to slide.

I am Laslo.



Sometimes at the 'adult bookstore' a person tries to return a three-foot yellow ribbed polyurethane dildo; this is not allowed, no matter how new it still may look. Maybe try eBay.

I am Laslo.



At the 'adult bookstore' one of the theories is that women buy dildos for length, gay men buy them for girth. There are a lot of theories floating around an adult bookstore.

I am Laslo.



At the 'adult bookstore' there is a gigantic dildo called 'The Man-Pleaser', but a lot of women buy it, too. I don't see a problem with that.

I am Laslo.






At the 'adult bookstore' some of the dildos are labeled 'kosher'. It is good to know there isn't pork or shellfish used in its manufacture.

This is where the joke about 'porking' would go.

I am Laslo.





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