I don't even mind if she bleaches her anus or not.

"...the culture's superficial and idiotic image of a beautiful, sexy woman."

What is superficial and idiotic about Scarlett Johannson? I don't even mind if she bleaches her anus or not. 

Maybe that part is for another discussion, although one could argue that anal bleaching is a symbolic "point of convergence of daily fragility, of vulnerability, mutability, and multiplicity between emotive interior life and exterior physicality."

Indeed, anal bleaching can be seen as the physical opposite of the desire to "'amputate' the expressive possibilities of the human face which are so connected to the empathic abilities": it is a mutability that few will ever see or judge, and the anus rarely changes expression.

I realize that there are those who want us to see, say, Lena Dunham as fitting culture's image of a beautiful, sexy woman, but no amount of anal bleaching will do that for her: America does not want to see her anus.

I am Laslo.


I do not mean to imply that understanding anal bleaching can only be understood in a Catholic context. Natalie Portman is Jewish, and if she bleaches her anus my point still stands.

I am Laslo.



Gwyneth Paltrow's steaming of her vagina is entirely different theologically than anal bleaching.

Vagina steaming strikes me as vaguely atheistic.

I am Laslo.



Anal bleaching can be seen as the attempt to return to the purity of Eve before the apple.

Vagina steaming is telling God he didn't make the vagina correctly.

I am Laslo.
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The part of the body devoted to the elimination of waste -- and sin is waste -- becomes clean again with anal bleaching: is this not a form of baptism?

I am Laslo.



Western Civilization could be seen as the Age of the Mouth, the conveyance of words held tantamount to understanding.

The Age of the Mouth supplanted the Age of the Vagina, wherein society was defined by the relative safety to procreate and nurture; the Age of the Vagina, of course, supplanted the Age of the Penis, wherein the ability to fight the dangers of the Natural World reigned supreme.

However, as concepts of gender and sexuality become more fluid, and the genitalia of the body loses its role as arbiter, the Age of the Mouth disappears in correlation with the loss of ability to define substance in words.

I believe we are entering a new era: the Age of Anal Aquarius. When the need for words and understanding recedes the Anus takes prominence: it is the common denominator, and it deals only in expelling and accepting, the yin-and-yang primary human condition. Indeed, today we are witness to the Age of Anal Aquarius in expelling the Age of the Mouth as the excrement of False Civilization.

Anal Bleaching is just the first signal of this New World. Soon there will be Anal Mascara and Anal Rouge and Anal Lip Gloss, all available at your local drugstore in a wide variety of colors. Is it too much to imagine that, eventually, people will only recognize celebrities by their anuses?

In this spirit, I claim Scarlett Johansson.

I am Laslo.



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