Monday, March 23, 2015

Studies show that the vast majority of graduates of the School of Scarlett Johansson Studies achieve their career goal.

At Laslo University, the School of Scarlett Johansson Studies needs more female students that look like Scarlett Johansson. This is for an Important Study. Of course.

I am Laslo.



Note to female students that look like Scarlett Johansson: nudity is not required for passing the class, but if you want to be a 'C' student all your life etc etc...

I am Laslo.




One study at the School of Scarlett Johansson Studies compares the range of nipple variations amongst the female students that look like Scarlett Johansson.

Something about 'deviations from the norm', maybe; still working on the syllabus.

I am Laslo.




At the School of Scarlett Johansson Studies we also welcome students that look like Alyssa Milano. Or a young Phoebe Cates.

This is part of the 'Breast Comparison' curriculum. 


Female students that look like Taylor Swift should take the 'Legs Comparison' class.

I am Laslo.




At the School of Scarlett Johansson Studies there is a very fine Arts program. "Scarlett Johansson Interpretive Vagina Painting" is a particular favorite.

Note that this entails painting interpretations of Scarlett Johansson's vagina: female students who look like Scarlett Johansson and paint WITH their vaginas are in another building.

The one with the big windows.

I am Laslo.




The School of Scarlett Johansson Studies is Progressive: for instance, there is a class for examining the Insights of Lesbian Women who want to have sex with Scarlett Johansson. Just because the Insights are Hot does not make them invalid.

I am Laslo.




As an example of its commitment to education, the School of Scarlett Johansson Studies provides mentors for female students who look like Scarlett Johansson.

There are quite a lot of volunteers who want to be mentors.

I am Laslo.





Studies show that the vast majority of graduates of the School of Scarlett Johansson Studies achieve their career goal of marrying rich men.

I am Laslo.



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