Thank you, corduroy pants.

I do not wear shorts in public.

On the weekends of warm weather I wear corduroy pants. Chicks in skintight yoga pants LOVE to sit on the lap of a man wearing corduroy pants.

I think it is the ribbing: it makes for a naught wiggle.


I am Laslo.



When a Man such as myself wears corduroy pants the women on his lap often call it 'lap-surfing'.

It requires a gentle move of the hips.

On both parts.


I am Laslo.



The women known as chicks love corduroy because it provides the subterfuge of passive excitement. '

Chicks like to pretend the excitement is passive until they have an orgasm.

Thank you, corduroy pants.

I am Laslo.



A woman in yoga pants sitting on the lap of a man wearing corduroy pants has already committed to emitting little squealy sounds.

The women who deny this have never worn yoga pants and sat on a lap of male corduroy.

The sounds remind me of happy dolphins.


I am Laslo.


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