The increasing prevalence of anal sex and the corresponding drop in birth rate will cause an evolutionary change: the dawning of the anal uterus. The anal uterus will not be sex-specific, finally allowing males to give birth (or have abortions).
There will be social stigma, of course: there will be 'vagina babies' and 'ass babies', and the 'ass babies' will be disdained by the former. 'Ass babies' will find themselves fighting to be accepted as having equal civil rights: there will be marches and protests and riots and assassinations, most likely.
Or this will eventually lead to a situation akin to Eloi and Morlocks. Science can be tricky that way.
I am Laslo.
There will be social resistance to the marriage of 'vagina babies' and 'ass babies'. Terms like 'mulatto' and 'octoroon' will be used dismissively for the offspring of such parentage.
History has a way of repeating itself.
I am Laslo.
Are 'ass babies' capable of Salvation? The Pope will have a big decision to make.
I am Laslo.
There will be social resistance to the marriage of 'vagina babies' and 'ass babies'. Terms like 'mulatto' and 'octoroon' will be used dismissively for the offspring of such parentage.
History has a way of repeating itself.
I am Laslo.
Are 'ass babies' capable of Salvation? The Pope will have a big decision to make.
I am Laslo.
I believe the Pope will decide that 'ass babies' are capable of Salvation: it seems like a Pope-like thing to do.
Other denominations might have more trouble with the question, with some possibly considering them of the Devil. Hopefully 'ass-babies' aren't born with horns.
I am Laslo.
The Ku Klux Klan will have a particularly tough time with the White "Ass Baby' Question. Understandable, for them.
I am Laslo.
Most people will probably compromise with a 'Separate But Equal' stance towards 'ass babies' and 'vagina babies'. It takes time for these things to work themselves out.
I am Laslo.
Will America ever be ready for the first 'ass-baby' President?
There are Firsts and then there are Firsts.
I am Laslo.
'Ass babies' will no doubt develop their own distinct minority culture.
In such a culture "acting vagina" will be seen as an insult. This will confuse Feminists.
I am Laslo.
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