Sunday, March 1, 2015

Please note that this is just theory.


The key with fat chicks is to find one with a good-looking female friend. This isn't hard to do, because good-looking thin chicks like to have a fat friend so that they can feel better about themselves.

Then you tell the fat chick that you'd like to have sex with her, but -- alas -- you only do threesomes, it's a thing you have.

Chances are, the fat chick will beg her good-looking friend to have the threesome, playing on the guilt of the good-looking thin chick to help her lonely, lonely friend get some: it is like all the work is already done for you.

Here is the important thing: you're gonna have to spend a little time fucking the fat chick. She'll notice that you seem to be spending all your time banging the good-looking thin chick, that you only have the fat chick blow you, and she'll get all moody and possibly leave the room, which will end things pretty much right there.

So you are going to have to toss the fat chick a few mercy strokes, it is part of the deal.

Please note that this is just theory: Laslo would never do such a thing.

I am Laslo.


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