That is why he looks at you that way.

Uber-Driver, I am sure there are people in your town who will gladly lick your back-seat clean, and they'll even pay YOU for the opportunity.

Every town has back-seat lickers, they live to lick communal back-seats: it is what they do.

Usually they insist on keeping any panties they may find.

Supply and Demand.

I am Laslo.



"Every town has back-seat lickers, they live to lick communal back-seats: it is what they do."

Although they intersect, there is a separate group that are only 'back-seat sniffers'.

Some of these cross over into sniffing women's bicycle seats; then again, some of the 'back-seat lickers' cross over into licking women's bicycle seats, too.

The Venn Diagram is pretty congested.

I am Laslo.



Many of the various back-seat sniffers and back-seat lickers go into the Dry Cleaning business: women willingly take the pants, dresses and skirts they have worn and bring it to THEM.

They know who the 'dirty girls' are.

Support local businesses.

I am Laslo.



Women: you should know by now that when you are bringing your items to the Dry Cleaner the guy in the back first wears the clothes and masturbates.

For that brief moment he is a 'Pretty Princess.'

He is also relentless in his search for stray pubic hairs. Yours, not his.

I am Laslo.



"He is also relentless in his search for stray pubic hairs. Yours, not his."

Sometimes the guy at the Dry Cleaners will discreetly leave one of his own pubic hairs on a clothing item: in this way you are always his.

Usually he plucks the hair from his balls: that just seems to be the norm.

I am Laslo.



The guy at the Dry Cleaner has a black light: he knows what dribbled down your chin onto your dress, and he is not buying your Ranch Dressing story.

That is why he looks at you that way.

I am Laslo.



For many of the above reasons Sexual Crime Parolees often try to get work at Dry Cleaning establishments. While the Dry Cleaning managers appreciate the shared interests they usually do not want the competition over the most desirous items.

That is why so many Sexual Crime Parolees work as Crossing Guards.

Volunteer Crossing Guards.

Giving back to the Community.

I am Laslo.



Of course, some Sexual Crime Parolees find work as Uber Drivers. See: it comes full-circle.

I am Laslo.



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