Sunday, December 18, 2016

Dude: you four-hundred pounds with day-old shit-stains on your pants? I’ve got the Girl for YOU…

Man, I've pimped them all, and I’ll tell you straight up: Hos with Hope are one of the biggest problems you can have…

They think being a Ho is only temporary, that they won’t end up being a fifty-year-old crack-whore sucking cock with their toothless gums and sore-cracked lips to transients at some shit-hole hotel that smells of piss and burnt toast. I get rid of them well before then — I like my girls young, that’s where the money is — but I know where they’ll end up, provided they don’t die from the drugs and the cheap alcohol and the street-beatings first…

One of the problems with a Ho with Hope: the bitch won’t ever give up the anal, no matter how much the dude is willing to pay: that’s taking money out of MY pocket, you feel me…?

You take the Pimp Hand to these girls and it don’t even faze them none: they’re still seeing rich husbands and unicorn-shit in their future. It can take years for the Hope to get fucked out of them, and by that time their freshness is long gone and you can’t get more than Fifty for them, no matter what kinky shit they’ll now do…

 I usually try to hurry the process by giving them the sweatiest oily fat dudes to break their Spirit: having a greasy four-hundred-pound blob of diabetic blubber pound you doggy-style can shatter them some illusions, word that. Dude: you four-hundred pounds with day-old shit-stains on your pants? I’ve got the Girl for YOU…

For those of you who ain’t Pimps, consider that this lesson still applies in YOUR world: chicks with Hope will fucking wear you down…



I am Laslo.


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