The ones up in arms over hacking are repressing their fear of their own homosexuality.
They feel they have been anally raped by the Election, and it can't be that half of America fucked them in the ass, it had to be someone more powerful and nefarious by whom they were overpowered and bent over. If they ARE gonna be butt-fucked, they want it to be by Putin, not Trump.
Putin's virile manhood frightens them, but in a 'why do I tingle?" way.
Putin is Rough Trade, and that is their weakness: they feel the way they did when they accidentally walked into the gay biker bar, and felt terrified yet excited, their palms sweaty with -- yes -- inchoate feelings of anticipation.
Putin revs his metaphorical motorcycle and they get weak in the knees. If only Putin would just settle for them sucking his cock: they are used to sucking the cocks of the powerful. But Putin: Putin wants more...
It is now The Morning After, and they feel ashamed. The Shame drives them to Hysteria. And their ass hurts.
That is my theory.
I am Laslo.
https://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/12/i-dont-think-we-want-any-foreign.html
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