Sunday, December 18, 2016

People, Bob knows that with a new President comes Change.

Bob of Bob's Used Girls' Bicycle Seat Emporium says:
People, Bob knows that with a new President comes Change. But here at Bob's Used Girls' Bicycle Seat Emporium you can rest assured that we will NEVER change in our commitment to providing you the best quality used girls’ bicycle seats at the very best prices…
There is nothing that embodies Hope more than a young girl riding a bicycle, experiencing the world she rides through as if for the Very First Time. With each used girls’ bicycle seat from Bob's Used Girls' Bicycle Seat Emporium you can experience that Hope, and the sensual smell of sweat and innocence that comes with it…
Remember: you may not have gotten who you voted for, but you will always get what you want at Bob's Used Girls' Bicycle Seat Emporium.*
*Disclaimer: As hard as we’ve tried, we have not been able to find and certify a bicycle seat that belonged to Ivanka Trump. But that certainly means we will never give up trying!


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