Airtight.

Porn is protected by the First Amendment.

People willingly do things to each other on film that some may find distasteful. Still: First Amendment.

I hereby say that it isn't torture to a terrorist if people already do it to each other willingly in porn films.

So, an incomplete list of acceptable practices:

Fisting.

Blumpkin.

Tossed Salad.

Bukkake.

Golden Showers.

Gokkun.

Felching.

Dirty Sanchez.

Donkey Punch.

Brown Necktie.

Monroe Transfer.

Plating.

Ham and Cheese sandwich.

Rusty Trombone.

Lucky Pierre.

Eproctophilia / Dutch Oven.

Cleveland Steamer.

Danza Slap.

Pig Roast.

Queening.

Roman Showers.

Three-Eyed Turtle.

Shocker.

DP (not' 'Disabled person')

DVDA.

ATM.

Airtight.

And -- of course -- anything that is found in the seminal film 2 Girls 1 Cup. 


I am Laslo.


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