Real Republican Man says:
The Real Republican knows that it is harder to be a True Republican than it is to be an Observant Jew.
Real Republicans are Often Tempted by the Political Equivalents of Meat and Dairy, ganging together with Destructive Intent.
They know of the Threat of the Impure Republican's metaphorical Pork and Shellfish.
They realize the Importance of an Elite Class that explains the Many Writings of the Powerful Chosen Likes of Jonah Goldberg, Kevin Williamson, Steve Hayes, Bill Kristol and Rich Lowry, who have laid Down Law for which the Real Republican can be Thankful and True.
Stay Strong, and Pure in your Belief. And NEVER Shit in the Caviar.
I am Keeping a List.
I am Laslo.