Real Republican Man says:
It is up to Real Republicans to keep the Republican Party Pure:
we must not let the Blood of the Republican Body be tainted with the Blood of the Impure.
It is the Octoroon Republican and Quintroon Republican that will muddy the Republican Body beyond all Salvation -- impure votes coursing through their veins, vain in belief of their True Republican Belonging. They are NOT of Us, people: Not One Drop.
They are Real Republicans like Lawn Jockeys are Real Jockeys. Their unappreciation of Caviar -- the Caviar of Proper Taste and the Caviar of Pure Thought -- leaves them eating metaphorical Chicken McNuggets and Watermelon. We are NOT the party of metaphorical Chicken McNuggets and Watermelon.
Stay Pure. And NEVER Shit in the Caviar.
I am Keeping a List.
I am Laslo.