"I can suck my own cock, and -- no -- I'm not going to ask you the same, relax."

Ron Jeremy Interviews Mitt Romney…

"Mitt, you don't strike me as a man who has had a lot of exotic adventures with his cock, is that safe to say…?"

I can suck my own cock, and -- no -- I'm not going to ask you the same, relax. But your recent comments kinda seem like you're sucking your own cock, in a metaphorical sense: is that the effect you were going after…?"

"I've been in a lot of threesomes, and I bet, in a way, it is very much like business dealings. You want the hot chick's business, but you need to keep the fact chick happy. You know what I am saying, right? So who are the 'fat chicks' in Politics that you have had to keep happy? And did you ever wish you could just piss in their mouths, just a little…?"

"I saw this Thai Porn Film where a man tried to insert his head into a woman's vagina -- great stuff, if you like that sort of thing; I'm thinking you probably don't, am I right? But -- still -- do you think it is possible for a man to stick his head up someone's ASS? And -- if so -- was it pretty dark in there…?"

"What business deal have you made that felt the closest to fisting an Asian Girl? C,mon, we know there was one…?"

"What political deal have you made that felt the closest to fisting an Asian Guy? Wait: that question was for Marco…"

I am Laslo.


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