The Slightly-Less-Than-Average-Intelligence Althouse Reader says:
I know you Smart People.
You know how I know when I am dealing with a Smart Person?
They can't grasp the Obvious.
Shit Rolls Downhill.
I'm sure you Smart People can make a sophisticated computer model that -- when all the elements are right -- Shit now rolls UPHILL.
But -- in the Real World -- no Theory refutes Shit and a Hill and Gravity.
I don't know: maybe you Smart People are making Zero-Gravity Shit.
Because that sounds like something you would do.
And I figure you don't get it.
Because you're Smart.
I am Laslo.