I don't know: maybe you Smart People are making Zero-Gravity Shit.

The Slightly-Less-Than-Average-Intelligence Althouse Reader says:

I know you Smart People.

You know how I know when I am dealing with a Smart Person?

They can't grasp the Obvious.

Shit Rolls Downhill.

I'm sure you Smart People can make a sophisticated computer model that -- when all the elements are right -- Shit now rolls UPHILL.

But -- in the Real World -- no Theory refutes Shit and a Hill and Gravity.

I don't know: maybe you Smart People are making Zero-Gravity Shit.

Because that sounds like something you would do.

And I figure you don't get it.

Because you're Smart.

I am Laslo.